I Live In A House Full Of Murderers

I love my cats. They are fun, cute, cuddly, lovable, and have unique adorable personalities. But why do they have to KILL so many little critters? Not only do they kill them, but they get the most intense pleasure out of throwing them around and tormenting them first. They bring home moles and mice EVERY day, and chipmunks occasionally. They even each have their own little "pleasure chirp" to announce lunch is at the doorstep.

I'm so glad they don't catch birds! The birds around here are too cat smart, they know exactly how to avoid or intimidate cats.